A Cock and Bull Story - a review

Here is my review of A Cock and Bull Story, the film starring Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon, which I just got back from seeing.

Now you might well be asking why I would go to the cinema so early and I might lie and say I like to avoid the queues etc. and it keeps my evenings free but in reality it's because I didn't have anybody to go with and it's less embarrassing to go in the morning.

Oh a text message, excuse me.

Of course, going to the cinema gave me an opportunity to wear that new coat I bought last week. I'm not sure exactly why I bought it, but seemed like a good idea at the time. Still it kept me warm.

Hmm... that cheese looks a bit suspicious. I'm sure it'll be fine though.

But I digress - the film:

Why is it when I go to cinema I always seem to finish all the snacks I buy before the adverts have ended? That can't be healthy, now, can it?

Anyway, in summary: ! out of ?