|COW wedged ironically in the dairy aisle in between
and the cheese
face that cow face it down face that cow
I am used to cow being my dinner says a lady backing away rapidly
cow should not be looking at me
she drops her meat and flees
face it! Face that cow!
Cow in the supermarket!
It should not be here
how did that cow get here? Asks the man in a hat into his special shopfloor phone
get rid of it and also get a mop and a police he says and looks at the cow
there is a queue now behind the cow forming backing up around the stupid aisles
what's going on demands a frustrated in a red face
there is a cow! Comes the many yells
a cow in the aisle!
Oh for GOD's sake says frustrated red face
this is just typical, move now please, I am trying to get out, i am going to Waitrose
the cow has done a poo
nobody must upset the cow says a man near the poo with a look of fear in his eyes
this is a bit like that time a whale got stuck up the Thames remarks a fucking student as she films the event on her phone and everyone agrees