|Hello! I am David Bowie. I am intrigued by your website and demand explanations
|..not while her boyfriend was there. Not while her TV lay smashed on the floor by my feet. I didn't remember anything in the morning. At least, not at first. She rarely spoke to me again
|That doesn't explain anything, does it?
|No. No it doesn't.
|Are you? Are you really sorry?
|I.. I'm not sure. Would you like a drink?
|I am having a drink
|I am glad
|And now I have finished my drink
|I haven't finished mine
|What are you drinking?
|I am drinking milk
|So am I!
|Hurrah! Milk is best drink ever
|It is. It is just a pity I drink so fast.
|Yes, fast. They used to call me Fast David. Did you know that?
|Oh, well they did. Because I drank my milk so fast. And because my name is David
|My name is David, also
|I am going to sue you. I am the one true David
|Please do not sue me. I shall change my name
|You should change your name to Emlyn
|OK. Now I am EMLYN MCPIPEHELM
|I will drink to that!
|Wait! You have drunk all my milk!
|Would you sing for us, David Bowie, once you have finished laughing?