An interview with David Bowie

Hello! I am David Bowie. I am intrigued by your website and demand explanations

Explanations?

Yes. Explanations!

LATER...

..not while her boyfriend was there. Not while her TV lay smashed on the floor by my feet. I didn't remember anything in the morning. At least, not at first. She rarely spoke to me again

That doesn't explain anything, does it?

Doesn't it?

No. No it doesn't.

Oh. Sorry

Are you? Are you really sorry?

I.. I'm not sure. Would you like a drink?

I am having a drink

I am glad

And now I have finished my drink

I haven't finished mine

What are you drinking?

I am drinking milk

So am I!

Hurrah! Milk is best drink ever

It is. It is just a pity I drink so fast.

Fast?

Yes, fast. They used to call me Fast David. Did you know that?

No

Oh, well they did. Because I drank my milk so fast. And because my name is David

My name is David, also

I am going to sue you. I am the one true David

Please do not sue me. I shall change my name

You should change your name to Emlyn

OK. Now I am EMLYN MCPIPEHELM

I will drink to that!

Wait! You have drunk all my milk!

Hahahahahahaha!

Oh no!

Hahahahahahaha

Would you sing for us, David Bowie, once you have finished laughing?

No. Goodbye

THEN...