An interview with Pokey the Penguin

HELLO POKEY WE LOVE YOU POKEY POKEY WE WANT TO INTERVIEW YOU POKEY CAN WE INTERVIEW YOU FOR OUR WEBSITE WE LOVE YOU POKEY

HELLO POKEY

OK PLEASE CONDUCT INTERVIEW VIA ASKO TOOL

LINK TO ASKO IS FROM POKEY WEBSITE!!! PLEASE TO MAKE A GROUP FOR INTERVIEW AND MAIL GROUP NAME TO POKEY

HOOOOOORJ

HELLO POKEY I LOVE YOU POKEY I HAVE SET UP GROUP HELLO POKEY

LATER...

HELLO POKEY! WE HAVE COME TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS. CAN YOU ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS? CAN YOU?

YES!!!

POKEY! I SAW YOU DANCING! I TOOK A VIDEO OF IT. LOOK!


HAS YOUR BOOGIEMANIA EVER SUBSIDED? POKEY?

YES!!!

ALL IS AT PEACE IN ARCTIC CIRCLE

POKEY WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT ITALIANS? DO YOU LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT ITALIANS? DO YOU BELIEVE IN ITALIANS?

EXISTENCE OF THE ITALIAN IS NOT A MATTER OF BELIEF!!!! I DO NOT LIKE ITALIANS, FRIEND!! THE GREASY ITALIAN SUFFERS MOOD DISORER, AND ALL SUFFER THE GREASY ITALIAN

POKEY HOW CLEVER ARE YOU POKEY?

POKEY THE PENGUIN IS THE MOST CLEVER MAN

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF EGG, POKEY? I HAVE EGG IN MY HAND. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE EGG?

NOW POKEY HAS THE EGG! AND A DELICIOUS PLAN FORMS IN MINE HEAD, TO WHICH MANY ARE PARTY BUT NOT YOU

I AM FRIGHTENED OF SKEPTOPOTAMUS, POKEY. ARE YOU? HE IS SO FRIGHTENING

SKEPTOPOTAMUS IS A NICE FRIEND

HE WILL MAKE A VISIT!

POKEY YOUR ADVENTURES HAVE BEEN BROADCAST ON THE INTERNET FOR OVER SEVEN YEARS. SEVEN YEARS! ARE YOU TIRED OF ADVENTURES, POKEY?

POKEY DOES NOT TIRE OF ADVENTURES!!! POKEY LIVES FOR DANGER! POKEY SHAKES DEATH'S HAND!

HOW DO YOU FLY POKEY? I WOULD LIKE TO FLY?

FIRST CLASS!

POKEY SOMETIMES I FEEL SAD. DO YOU EVER FEEL SAD, POKEY?

NO

POKEY YOU WENT TO SCOTLAND ONCE. DID YOU EAT HAGGAS? HAGGAS IS THE GREATEST FOOD

YES

POKEY I WANT TO BECOME AN EXPERT IN GUNS. WHAT CAN YOU TEACH ME ABOUT GUNS?

I KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT GUNS!!! BUT A LOT ABOUT WOMEN

I LIKE TO DRESS UP AS POKEY HOOD. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. HAVE YOU MET POKEY HOOD, POKEY?

YES HE IS A NICE FRIEND. PLEASE TO DRESS UP WITH POKEY HOOD

POKEY I HAVE TWO MORE QUESTIONS? IS IT OKAY TO ASK YOU THEM? POKEY?

PLEASE TO ASK

POKEY CAN WE SOME SOME ARCTIC CIRCLE CANDY? CAN WE EAT SOME?

NO BUT IF YOU TELL NICE FRIENDS ABOUT ASKO TOOL THEN ALL IS WELL

HELLO POKEY THIS IS LAST QUESTION, POKEY. POKEY WHAT IS BEST JOKE?

DID YOU EVER READ MATH BOOK FOR GIRLS? THE FIRST LESSON IS HOW TO MAKE SANDWICHES. THAT IS THE JOKE.

GOODBYE POKEY THAT IS ALL QUESTIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ANSWERS POKEY I HOPE YOU TRIUMPH AGAINST THE ITALIANS. GOODBYE POKEY


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