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The Sexxus BBS
Just choose your characters, write some lines for them to speak, and then marvel at your creation.
If you're really impressed with your work, you can even add it to our user archive.
 Aaaaah! L |
 Aaaaah! R |
 Andy Eggmilk L |
 Andy Eggmilk R |
 Angry Alien |
 Angry Zombie |
 Basil Fawlty |
 Bernard Manning |
 Bernard Manning (dead) |
 Bono |
 Brian Blessed |
 Bubbles |
 Bubbles (Dead) |
 Captain Clasp-Lips L |
 Captain Clasp-Lips R |
 Carrotty Kid 2 L |
 Carrotty Kid 2 R |
 Carrotty Kid L |
 Carrotty Kid R |
 Chick (dead) L |
 Chick (dead) R |
 Chick L |
 Chick R |
 Christmas Cat L |
 Christmas Cat R |
 Colin the Owl |
 Confused |
 D. Hawking (Dead) L |
 D. Hawking (Dead) R |
 D. Hawking L |
 D. Hawking R |
 Darth Davros L |
 Darth Davros R |
 Darth Nudist |
 Darth Wampa L |
 Darth Wampa R |
 Darth Warden |
 David McPipehelm L |
 David McPipehelm R |
 Emperor Palpatine (gay) L |
 Emperor Palpatine (gay) R |
 Emperor Palpatine L |
 Emperor Palpatine R |
 Explosion |
 Father Eggmas L |
 Father Eggmas R |
 Father Milkmas L |
 Father Milkmas R |
 Flan |
 Freddie Mercury |
 Gary Lineker |
 George Lucas (1977) L |
 George Lucas (1977) R |
 George Lucas (2015) L |
 George Lucas (2015) R |
 Gnomez L |
 Gnomez R |
 Gordon Brown L |
 Gordon Brown R |
 Grrr! L |
 Grrr! R |
 He-Man |
 Hitler |
 Hitler 2 |
 Homfrus L |
 Homfrus R |
 Isambard Kingdom Brunel |
 Jabba |
 Janet Jackson L |
 Janet Jackson R |
 Jeanette Venison L |
 Jeanette Venison R |
 Jeremy Paxman |
 John Motson |
 Johnny 5 |
 Judge Dredd |
 Julie Burchill |
 Killer Bees |
 Kirsty Allsop |
 Kirsty Allsop (in private) |
 Kirsty Allsop and her sidekick Phil |
 Kirsty Allsop and her sidekick Phil (in private) |
 Kirsty Allsop's sidekick Phil |
 Kirsty Allsop's sidekick Phil (in private) |
 Kuma Kaan L |
 Kuma Kaan R |
 Macho Wolf |
 Magic Robot L |
 Magic Robot R |
 Margaret Thatcher L |
 Margaret Thatcher R |
 Marilyn Manson |
 Mario L |
 Mario R |
 Michael Jackson L |
 Michael Jackson R |
 Mother |
 Mr Bronson |
 Mr Twig |
 Papa Smurf |
 Paul Daniels |
 Pob L |
 Pob R |
 Queen Bee L |
 Queen Bee R |
 Rapist |
 Raz |
 Rick Waller |
 Ricky Gervais |
 Robert Mugabe |
 Robin Cook |
 Robot Mugabe |
 Rod Hull and Emu |
 Rose Pipus L |
 Rose Pipus R |
 Shark L |
 Shark R |
 Sherlock Holmes L |
 Sherlock Holmes R |
 Slimer L |
 Slimer R |
 Some seavocs |
 Spengler |
 Spider-Man |
 Spirit L |
 Spirit R |
 Stantz |
 Star Beast L |
 Star Beast R |
 Stephen Hawking L |
 Stephen Hawking R |
 Steve Martin |
 Super Gran |
 Terald Bear L |
 Terald Bear R |
 Terald Top Hat L |
 Terald Top Hat R |
 The 1st Doctor L |
 The 1st Doctor R |
 The 2nd Doctor L |
 The 2nd Doctor R |
 The 3rd Doctor L |
 The 3rd Doctor R |
 The 4th Doctor L |
 The 4th Doctor R |
 The 5th Doctor |
 The 6th Doctor L |
 The 6th Doctor R |
 The 7th Doctor L |
 The 7th Doctor R |
 The 8th Doctor L |
 The 8th Doctor R |
 The 9th Doctor L |
 The 9th Doctor R |
 The Goaste L |
 The Goaste R |
 The Hulk |
 The love of your life L |
 The love of your life R |
 The Master L |
 The Master R |
 The Queen Mother L |
 The Queen Mother R |
 Tony Bear L |
 Tony Bear R |
 Tony Hawk (dead) L |
 Tony Hawk (dead) R |
 Venkman |
 Wayne Rooney |
 Wayne Rooney (dead) L |
 Wayne Rooney (dead) R |
 Z*Bert L |
 Z*Bert R |
 Zeddemore |
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