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A collection of thrilling stories, told in 30 words or less. Want to tell us your story (in 30 words or less)? Then quickly (email can contain more than 30 words). |
The orangutans waited patiently at check-in, their suitcases full of souvenir shortbread and decorative teatowels. They looked disapprovingly over at the caribou, who were being drunk and obnoxious in WHSmiths. |
Maxwell marched his sandwich up to the cashier. "What the FUCK is all this writing on the box about?" "It's... the list of ingredients?", the cashier shrugged. Maxwell stormed out. |
She had an egg growing in her stomach. When she pressed it with her palm it cracked a little, and when it hatched it caught in her throat. |
She had an Easter egg delivered. It was round and smooth and rich. But when she ate the chocolates she collapsed, guts burning with rat poison. |
He woke up hungover to find himself clinging to a small concrete ledge. Panic set in, then faded. He was laying on the pavement with one hand on the kerb. |
As our hero came tumbling from the huge explosion, the series of shocked people around him made him aware that the moisturiser factory was the wrong target.
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