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The goaste joke list, part 1
| Q. Where does astronaut keep egg? A. egg cuoboaird Q: Who started the great fire of London? A: Ultra Jesus Q: God walked into bar, and then destroyed it with lightning! A: Snow joke |
| Q. A man walks into? A. Ouch! I killed him with an iron bar! Q: What is the capital of England? A: E!! (NO! I mean Hull) Q: HULK ANGRY A: RICK FRIEND |
| Q: Who started the Bubonic Plague? A: Evile Noele Edmendse Q: What's the time, Mr Wolf? A: QUESTION INVALID. Q: What did you get for Christmas? A: Shot Q: What did you get your mum for christmas? A: An enormous fake cock fashioned out of sausagemeat and eggs |
| Q: Why did chicken cross road? A: BBBBBBKKKKKKKKKKKKK - VACKKCK! Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: Chased by rapist with knife and gun Q: Why did rapist cross road? A: Gary Glitter Q: Why did Gary Glitter cross the road? A: Michael Jackson Q: Why did Hitler egg cross road? A: Fascism |
| Q: Why did Toxteth eat crow? A: She live in Birnmiengham! Q. Who dib it? A. Why do to me? Q. Which dog ate the bone? A. Dog 29. |
| Q: Two men walk into a pub A: Thats not a question Q: Why did the horse walk into the pub? A: It was being chased by the queen Q) Knock knock A) Who's there? |
| Q) When was the RSPCA founded? A) 1824 Q) Joke! A) Laughter! Q) What are you doing in here? A) Sorry, I saw the door was open, so I just popped in to make sure everything was alright. |
| Q. What is woman's name? A. Murgatroid Q: How many shitehawks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A: I'm drunk! Q) Did you hear about the man with an elephant's cock for a head? A) I expect not. It was all hushed up by the authorities! |
| Q) How many people can live in a garden shed? A) Up to 19, if they are immigrants. (joke courtesy of The Evening Standard, March 8th, 2005) Q) How many cadets does it take to pull a jet engine along the M4? A) Forty! (joke courtesy of The Basingstoke Courier, April 10th, 2005) |
| Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q. What is the best number? A. Bisto 70 Q. What is the worst number? A. Bisto 71 |
| Q. What did Edric shoot bear? A. With gun! Q. I'm hungry A. No you aren't Q. Pipe? A. Irony! |
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