The Master's guide to evil beards

	Hello! I'm the final Master. I have no evil beard at all, which is the rubbishest kind of evil beard
	Good evening. I'm the second Master. I do have an evil beard, but its point is ill-defined, and it may well be dyed. It is no substitute for...
	My, the first Master's, evil beard. Truly I have the evilest beard in the cosmos
	I DISAGREE