Welcome to the n3ta gamers quiz. Below are 15 really dumb and badly thought-out questions on a variety of games-related topics. Each 'correct' answer is worth 10 points and 'incorrect' answers are worth zilch-o. Some of the questions also have a 'smart-arse' answer. If you choose one of these, then you get 20 points. Of course, we're not telling you which questions have a 'smart-arse' answer. Not unless you send us nude pictures of Richard Madeley. Also, questions 6 and 10 require flash. Sorry about that.

1) Which of these bands had a song on the FIFA 2000 soundtrack on the PC? a) Bent Mom b) Gay Dad c) Tranny Granny d) Skrewdriver

2) If you add up the numbers that feature in the titles of these games: "An agent under fire" "UK Terrestrial TV's erotic film channel. Ulala!" "A Tom Clancy-emitted rainbow" "Capcom's classic period-piece shoot 'em up" "An avalanche on the Gamecube" What number do you end up with?

a) 14
b) 2040
c) A big one
d) 3040

3) Six year old Maisie Burton has used her felt-tip pens to draw a screenshot from which game? a) Ninja Gaiden b) Disagea c) The Chronicles Of Riddick d) Maximo vs. Army of Zin

4) Which British magician has actually written a video game?

a) Ali Bongo
b) Paul Daniels
c) Paul Zenon
d) That magician who photographed his wife having sex with their pet dog - a rumour that is totally false and has no basis in fact whatsoever.

5) Mike 'Tubular Balls' Oldfield has recently released a computer game. For reasons best known to himself, he's decided to name it after a car made by Austin Rover. But which car? a) Montego b) Maxi c) Allegro d) Maestro

6) We've reversed a piece of music from which classic arcade machine? a) Space Harrier b) Buggy Boy c) Outrun d) Enduro Racer

7) One of these is the title of a Japanese video game, but which one? a) Dress-up Wanko b) Bim Bam Pocket Caves c) Finger Of Mouth d) Tension Love Crimes

8) The following games have all been converted from one system to another, but one of these games was designed by someone who has been converted from a man to a woman. Mmm tasty! Which of these games did this "shovel-handed" lady design? a) Alter Ego b) MULE c) .hack Part 1 : Infection d) Rescue On Fractalus

9) Which game is my nan's friend Norma describing? a) Gitaroo-Man b) Amplitude c) Rez d) Medal of Honour: Rising Sun

10) Which console system are Paris Hilton and Tom Cruise (pictured) advertising? a) XBox b) Intellivision c) Sega Megadrive d) The question is a complete lie, so I'll plump for 'd'

11)Name this digital videotronic experience (pictured right) a) Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life b) Quest For Glory V: Dragon Fire c) Monty Mole: The Apartheid Years d) Samurai Jack: The Shadow of Aku

12) Kid's TV quiz show 'First Class' (hosted by Debbie Greenwood - pictured) had a computer games 'round'. Which of these games featured on the show? a) Hunchback At The Olympics b) Outrun c) Postal d) Paperboy

13) Which games designer is trying to use his extra-long arm to hide his identity? a) Hironobu Sakaguchi b) David Yip c) Hiroshi Iuchi d) Yu Suzuki

14) Which of these games has been funded by the US Army? a) America's Army b) Friendly Fire: It'a a blast! c) God's Army d) Army Men

15) The cast from 70's sitcom 'To The Manor Born' reunited to perform this snippet of dialogue. But which game does it come from? a) GTA: Vice City b) Max Payne c) The Getaway d) Kingpin