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Lardpony are the Derby-based crafters of excellent indie-synthy-pop-type-songs. Are they on the verge of something huge? Like an angry, yet geometrically unconventional, seal?

We sent The Robot Luke Elliott to track down the band's leader, Tom Morton, and find out.

Read answers and listen to music and then read some more answers

An interview with Richard Herring (interview)

For some reason, TV's Richard Herring agreed to talk to us, about things and that. Here is what he said, in response to questioning from young Luke Elliott

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An interview with Pokey the Penguin (interview)

HELLO POKEY WE LOVE YOU POKEY POKEY WE WANT TO INTERVIEW YOU POKEY CAN WE INTERVIEW YOU FOR OUR WEBSITE WE LOVE YOU POKEY

HELLO POKEY

OK PLEASE CONDUCT INTERVIEW VIA ASKO TOOL

LINK TO ASKO IS FROM POKEY WEBSITE!!! PLEASE TO MAKE A GROUP FOR INTERVIEW AND MAIL GROUP NAME TO POKEY

HOOOOOORJ

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An interview with Steve Aylett (interview)

Read this? Excellent, isn't it? It's an extract from "LINT", by Steve Aylett. Here at Goaste, we didn't know much about Steve, so we decided the best way to find out more was to ask the man himself.

Here's what he said to Luke...

An interview with Peter McConnell (interview)

Like most gamers with taste, we enjoyed playing Grim Fandango. In addition to this, we also enjoyed the excellently jazzy soundtrack. So, a while ago, we emailed the creator of this music, Peter McConnell, to see if heï¿½d answer some questions for Goaste. Astonishingly, he replied and said yes, heï¿½d be glad to answer some questions. So we asked Luke to ask Peter some questions. And not silly ones like ï¿½How are you?ï¿½, or ï¿½Whatï¿½s your favourite type of cigar?ï¿½, but important ones like ï¿½How do you get people to pay you to write music?ï¿½ and ï¿½ï¿½Which hat is best?ï¿½

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