BIG SWOOPY SHOT ACROSS A GENERIC SKYSCRAPERED CITY SKYLINE
...the greatest threat our country - and the world - has ever faced. We, as a nation, must -
LED NUMERICAL DISPLAY HITS ZERO. WHITEHOUSE EXPLODES.
My mild brain damage may be traced to the fact that I have completed Zelda approximately six times.
Watch in disgust as a Kokiri with a ginger mop humps a rock.
|At first you're spellbound by the sight. You blink, but there it is--a huge pair of lips floating about ten feet above the ground. They're bright red, those lips, and they are wearing what you'd have to describe as a cruel smile. And then it starts coming back to you. The Exploding Lips! The invasion from another dimension! The Earth caught unawares, the wholesale destruction as the nations, unprepared for this eerie and deadly invasion, try to fight back against a menace they can hardly understand.
|Like most gamers with taste, we enjoyed playing Grim Fandango. In addition to this, we also enjoyed the excellently jazzy soundtrack. So, a while ago, we emailed the creator of this music, Peter McConnell, to see if he�d answer some questions for Goaste. Astonishingly, he replied and said yes, he�d be glad to answer some questions. So we asked Luke to ask Peter some questions. And not silly ones like �How are you?�, or �What�s your favourite type of cigar?�, but important ones like �How do you get people to pay you to write music?� and ��Which hat is best?�